Funny Christmas Sweatshirt: Calories Don't Count - Ugly Sweater Party Top

$29.57

Shipping to United States: Free



✨ Product Overview
Holiday calories? Never heard of them. 😏 This “Calories Don’t Count ’Til January” Gildan 18000 Holiday Party shirt is the ultimate festive cheat-code for cookie season. Soft, cozy, and full of sarcastic holiday spirit, it’s perfect for family gatherings, Friendsgiving, or your annual ugly sweater party.

👕 Why You’ll Love It
Gildan 18000 Quality – Heavy blend crewneck with soft, fleece-lined comfort.
Unisex Fit – Relaxed and true to size for both men and women.
Bold Holiday Print – Gingerbread, turkey leg, and festive font in a faux-knit design.
The Funny Factor – Guaranteed to get laughs at Christmas parties, holiday dinners, and cookie swaps.

🎁 Perfect For
Ugly sweater parties 🎉
Holiday dinners where the pie “doesn’t count” 🥧
White elephant or Secret Santa gifts 🎁
Foodies, sarcastic friends, and anyone who loves holiday humor

📏 Sizing & Fit
Unisex fit (S–3XL available)
True to size — size up for oversized cozy vibes
Ribbed cuffs and waistband for snug comfort

🧺 Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside out
Tumble dry low
Do not iron directly on the print

💫 The AI + Me Touch
Every design in this shop is created through the magic of AI + me — a little algorithmic creativity mixed with real-life sass. Together, we bring you funny, wearable art that’s as unique as you are.

🌟 Manifested Review
"So soft and funny! Wore it to our Friendsgiving, and everyone laughed when I said dessert didn’t count. It’s now my official holiday uniform!" – Manifested Review.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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